Andrewsarchus wants to eat inferior reptiles.

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Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:51:59 -0500

hupla:

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(via livejamie) Damn nigga, I remember this time I saw Bon Iver...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:44:02 -0500

(via livejamie)

Damn nigga, I remember this time I saw Bon Iver on cribs, and his shit was off the chain. Nigga had two Lambos! He’s got his daytime all-black with the mirror tints and the chrome rims, and then he’s got his stunna shit with the candy green paint and gold spinners. Oh damn, and then he’s got 3 pools: the infinity pool in the back, the big indoor pool for the parties with black Jesus in mosaic tiles in the bottom, and there’s even an upstairs pool. Upstairs! You have never seen this shit. That’s the heated one where he goes with the bitches. Damn, Bon Iver. You be stuntin.

A little bit of hilarity about the American Nazi Party

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:30:55 -0500

Who would have thought anything funny could have come about because of the Nazis (countless WWII film writers and Leslie Nielsen are who). I was curious about the last presidential candidate they had run and from what I can they only nominated one candidate in 1964 and no one has that person’s name. It’s been over 45 years since the American Nazi Party has had the balls to try to make a go at the presidency. The party has since fizzled out to maybe a handful of net-based imitators and spun off into groups like the White Nationalist Party, but the American Nazi Party is gone and their headquarters is now a liberal coffee haven. Oh irony. (PS. The Washington Post article providing that information was titled “It’s just Nazi same place anymore.” The article about the gay-owned, organic, free trade coffee house that used to be a shrine to Hitler is also hilarious) Not only is it comforting that the party fell apart from lack of support and infighting, but the way that it’s founder went out was a bit of a hoot.

American Nazi and one time presidential candidate George Lincoln Rockwell was assasinated by a Marxist member of the party that he had ejected in the parking lot of an Econowash laundromat.

Unfortunately the party did manage to do plenty of damage before their demise and the spin off National Socialist Party of America. I worry that this shit is never going to end.

Happy Thanksgiving via King of the Hill

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:44:10 -0500

Dale Gribble: John Redcorn, do your people celebrate Thansgiving?
John Redcorn: [scornful look] They did.

Nihilism is something I take very seriously.

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 03:55:15 -0500

Nihilism is something I take very seriously.

Product placement, anyone? Utrecht Art Supplies, you can send me...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:08:54 -0500

Product placement, anyone? Utrecht Art Supplies, you can send me that check any time. As you may be able to tell from the above photo I could use it.

It’s taken me over a year and two seasons of Project...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:03:00 -0500

It’s taken me over a year and two seasons of Project Runway (the more recent of which I never bothered watching) but I finally get it. I was charmed by Kenley because she was bubbley, had that Spanish-girl toughness (a blend of tough and arrogant), cute, had cute pin-up girl hair and lipstick, and loved vintage and designing clothes with an vintage style.

But liking Kenley is a bit apropo to liking a local band’s cover of “Bliztkreig Bop”: you’re enthusiastic because you love the original and the band loves it because it was easy to copy.

When the judges brought up Balenciaga and McQueen in Project...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:02:00 -0500

When the judges brought up Balenciaga and McQueen in Project Runway 7 and said Kenleys work bore a “striking resemblance” I thought it was probably more subtle than this. Ugh.

Pics via Thumbelina Fashionista

I’m sorry, but this may be one of the meanest things I...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:44:00 -0500

I’m sorry, but this may be one of the meanest things I ever posted about someone that I didn’t despise to the core of my being…

But have you ever seen those fashion editorials on the news where they tell you how to recreate a star’s look for a fraction of the cost?

Left: Kenley Collins
Right: Dita Von Teese

The Dingo is a breed that has never been fully domesticated. It...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:22:51 -0500

The Dingo is a breed that has never been fully domesticated. It is almost never kept as a companion. This is partly due to its remote isolation, but also through lack of human intervention. Untrained Dingos are unsuitable child companions…

Hmmm, can’t imagine why.

thedailywhat: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU- of the Day: Every. Single....

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:59:06 -0500

thedailywhat:

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU- of the Day: Every. Single. Time.

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THAT episode.

Akita Shepherd

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:03:59 -0500

Akita Shepherd

Australian Cattle Dog Cute, compact, and they will herd your...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:01:38 -0500

Australian Cattle Dog

Cute, compact, and they will herd your children into groups.

Married To The Sea

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:54:06 -0500

Married To The Sea

Y'all aint got shit on this

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:32:51 -0500

I’m working on little cards for a show (2.5x3.5) for my store (where I work, not online) with a theme aint not nobody no how can’t touch:

Obscure dinosaurs and dog breeds paired with single song lines picking from the following acts:

Joy Division
Wu-Tang
Smiths
Johnny Cash

The series is still early in development so it is subject to change.

PS. I’m in a group show that opens December 19th at the Sailboat Bend artist lofts. Clear your calendars.

Biological issues in Jurassic Park

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:04:28 -0500

Biological issues in Jurassic Park :

For real. This is why I sigh whenever this movie is mentioned.

Joy Division’s Disorder played live in Manchester,...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:58:23 -0500

Joy Division’s Disorder played live in Manchester, England. July 1979.

I love hearing what this song was supposed to sound like before it was toned down for Unknown Pleasures.

Dinosaur hall at Smithsonian Museum of Natural History.

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:23:58 -0500

Dinosaur hall at Smithsonian Museum of Natural History.

Allosaurus Fragilis standing over an Apatosaurus In the New...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:22:28 -0500

Allosaurus Fragilis standing over an Apatosaurus

In the New York’s American Museum of Natural History.

suicideblonde: Tina Fey

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:53:24 -0500

suicideblonde:

Tina Fey